You’ve heard of Zuma, right? That match-three puzzle game where you have to shoot balls at other balls to make all the balls go away?
What if, instead of balls…everything was people?
In Tokyo Crash Mobs, you play as two grumpy women named Grace and Savannah who really don’t like waiting in line for things. In each “day” of the game, you’re waiting patiently for your turn because that’s what civilized people do trying to force people out of line by PICKING UP OTHER PEOPLE AND HURLING THEM AT THEM, and also sometimes balls of yarn, and UFOs. On Sundays, the two also team up to fight ninjas. If you fail in the game, you’re sent hurtling through space.
Tokyo Crash Mobs is available now, exclusively for the 3DS for $7—or one dollar for every tired braincell you’ll have left after playing it.
