Dear Readers,
Have you always had a strong passion for video games, but felt something…missing in your life? Do you drag yourself out of bed, fulfilling your duties, but always feeling like there was something…greater you should be a part of? Do you have a love for entertainment systems but have come up short trying to seek tax exempt status? Well, search no further, for the First Church of Gaming welcomes you to embrace kinship, fellowship, and the great Lord of Gaming. Always do your best, but never resort to cheat codes and false idols.
Be a part of something greater.
You’ll get a SonicĀ Boon of reverence.