On this week’s Nintendo Indirect, Nintendo announced that they are soon going to release Super Splash Bros., a game in which all the Nintendo characters go to the beach and play in the sand. Nintendo is hoping this will revitalize sales of their Wii V system.
As the press release says, “SSB is basically a ton of licenses, slapped together. People will eat it up like candy. Plus, it’s a good excuse to dress Princess Peach in a swimsuit.”
Fans went crazy when the following characters were confirmed:
- Character No One Has Heard Of
- Other Character No One Has Heard Of
- Character Who Hasn’t Been In A Good Game For Decades Now
- Japanese In-Joke
- Character Who Was In The Last Four Games
The current release date is “whenever”, which has been a relief to people who suspected this game was rushed to completion.