• Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...ships in this totally black space!” Yeah, there’s a lot to be desired in terms of Project Sheepherd’s mission structure. 95% of the time, you’ll be shooting down X number...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...the death, Paul still has the same amount of Spasm as he did before he drank it (previously, the number would go down by one). This makes more sense to...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...Dr Leo’s Lab. For every great song, there’s one that’s just alright and another that’s just filler. It also seems slightly odd to me that Soul Blazer shares a number...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    For those of you around the Baltimore area who enjoy video games, rock, and any combination of the two, 32-BIT GENOCIDE will be going down at the Patterson Creative Alliance...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...those games; they just show off how much of an underground, counter-culture, anti-mainstream turd you are. They IMPLORE me to track these games down and buy them, no matter the...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...district representative. Now, jumping into the review for real. There are a number of improvements to the series that come with SCIV, but the biggest improvement has to be the...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...is still around, you’re now a mighty pirate, and you still have your lady Elaine hanging around (quite literally hanging around) but there’s not much else follow up. The game...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...freebies to be released Tuesday,5 and you get a large number you can figure out for yourself because when you have no soul, math problems are something you just don’t...