• Resident Evil: Deadly Silence (DS)

    ...add to the value of the game, regardless of the fact that performing CPR on your DS microphone is kind of amusing. Capcom would have done much better to start...

  • True Swing Golf (DS)

    ...earn money and advance through different levels of play. With those big checks, a golfer can go buy new clothes and new equipment—fun stuff. TSG is part of the Touch!...

  • Zoo Tycoon DS (DS)

    ...now, as I was when I made my girlfriend buy it for me. (Thanks, honey-lumpkins!) You do get to build a zoo, you do get to see small children having...

  • What the Crap?: Movie Adaptations of Videogames

    Hey, let’s go to the movies and see that sweet new <Action Star> movie! Hey, let’s go see that new <Videogame> Movie! Wrong! Hey, let’s go buy that new video...

  • Submissions (November 2006)

    ...games ourselves, and we’re not about to buy something we know to be crappy. Still, I think if GameCola had a reputation as a newsletter that’s hard-to-please, it would, at...

  • The Shivah (PC)

    ...you’re doing a disservice to not only yourself, but to the genre as a whole, which—need I remind you again?—needs support badly. Visit http://www.wadjeteyegames.com/ right now and buy this game....

  • Versus Mode: EA, Wii Injuries, Dragon Quest IX, and More

    ...quite as enthusiastic with the guard-turn-parry-dodge-spin-thrust. If perspiration is a problem, buy a golf glove. Eric: Our own fault?! BULL HOCKEY! That is just ludicrous. In this day and age,...

  • The 7th Saga (SNES)

    ...select your options every time you want to open a chest or talk to an NPC. Oh, and let’s not forget the joy of trying to buy or sell something...

  • Pferd & Pony: Mein Pferdehof (GBA)

    ...buy and sell land and race professionally. This is extremely difficult to get started though—the budget in the office section of the game is very limited, so you’ll find that...

  • [NSFW] Cheat Codes for Life

    ...to become yet another sacrifice to the greasy gods of gaming, or you could take a somewhat more expensive route. Try to find an excuse to buy your friend one...