• Top Spin (MXB)

    ...importantly, you want to finally get laid (that could just be my own interpretation, however). To get into top form you must enter tournaments and earn money. Why money, you...

  • [NSFW] Darkwatch (MXB)

    OK, I’ll admit it: I’m an impulse buyer. Ask Travis; he’ll tell you. I buy all kinds of shit, from my uber cool phone to my new watch. Most videogames...

  • Chibi-Robo! (GCN)

    ...a few minutes. You see, much like a cell phone, Chibi-Robo needs to be recharged every now and again. Nothing particularly bad happens if he dies on you, however—you lose...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...house. He broke out the coke, so of course we were up all night. While he spent hours repeating the same prank calls to the same five phone numbers, I...

  • Inside the Guide: Michael Gray in SPACE!

    Hello everyone, and welcome to Inside the Guide, the only article on GameCola that discusses writing guides for videogames. This month is probably Inside the Guide’s most exciting installment of...

  • [NSFW] Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)

    [Editor’s note: This article was originally published in the August 2005 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published in a monthly online magazine format.] In last month’s edition of...

  • 0wning the Competition: iPod Click Wheels

    The latest generation of the Apple iPods, also titled the 4th generation iPods or “4G” for short, as well as the line of iPod Minis has a nifty new technology...

  • Submissions (May 2005)

    Favorite Part of the Last Issue I’d definitely say The GameCola Interview…. c’mon, what’s not to like? It gives good tips for budding gamers, and it COULD lead to even...

  • Versus Mode: SimCity vs. The Sims

    ...and industrial, building power plants and police stations, setting up roads and phone lines, all that fun stuff that needsta be done in order to forge a new city. If...

  • Carbonated News (January 2004)

    ...they just finally notice that Road Rage exists or something? Anyway, the lawsuit seeks to stop the sale or import of Simpsons Road Rage… which would possibly have done something...