• Top Spin (MXB)

    ...tournaments (feel free to be a bigger geek and flex your pocket protector or cell phone clipped to your belt and beat it in less time). Once you’ve become the...

  • [NSFW] Darkwatch (MXB)

    OK, I’ll admit it: I’m an impulse buyer. Ask Travis; he’ll tell you. I buy all kinds of shit, from my uber cool phone to my new watch. Most videogames...

  • Chibi-Robo! (GCN)

    ...a few minutes. You see, much like a cell phone, Chibi-Robo needs to be recharged every now and again. Nothing particularly bad happens if he dies on you, however—you lose...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...house. He broke out the coke, so of course we were up all night. While he spent hours repeating the same prank calls to the same five phone numbers, I...

  • Inside the Guide: Michael Gray in SPACE!

    ...time, and all I’ve gotten out of it are several “thank you”s and so many 12-year-old YouTube subscribers that I’ve gotten phone calls from To Catch a Predator. I was...

  • [NSFW] Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)

    ...this just slightly excellent single player roleplay/action/adventure, B&T bee-bop through the Circuits of Time via their time-travelin’ phone booth.” Assuming that she meant “shameful excuse for a Nintendo game” instead...

  • 0wning the Competition: iPod Click Wheels

    ...found on your cell phone. These games are Brick, Parachute, Music Quiz, and Solitaire. Brick is a simple remake of the classic Atari game where you control a paddle and...

  • Submissions (May 2005)

    ...phone and ran out the door. Admittedly, after I got in my car, I was speeding and wasn’t even sure what for. It turns out my mother had a few...

  • Versus Mode: SimCity vs. The Sims

    ...and industrial, building power plants and police stations, setting up roads and phone lines, all that fun stuff that needsta be done in order to forge a new city. If...

  • Carbonated News (January 2004)

    ...in the United States. This isn’t yet another package of classic Atari games or something to play on your cell phone while waiting two hours for the school bus to...