• [NSFW] Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)

    ...this just slightly excellent single player roleplay/action/adventure, B&T bee-bop through the Circuits of Time via their time-travelin’ phone booth.” Assuming that she meant “shameful excuse for a Nintendo game” instead...

  • [NSFW] Silent Hill 4: The Room (PS2)

    ...heal, you’re out of ammo and health items, and you’re scrambling from room to room to find that fucking ringing phone. It’s enough to make Balphomet turn in his grave....

  • Egg-citing News Now Rotten?

    ...could have been seeing a new reboot of the Dizzy franchise; now I’m just greatly disappointed. The port will be coming out on December 9 for Android, iPhone and iPad,...

  • Pikmin (GCN)

    ...looking for a game to tickle your fancy. It’s cheap now, too, so it won’t empty your wallet if you decide to purchase it. Pikmin 2 will be coming out...

  • SimCity (SNES)

    ...taxes, you gain enough money to create more interesting places, such as stadiums, airports, police stations, and other such buildings. After accomplishing various goals throughout the game (such as having...

  • Preserving the Plastic: Modern Rarities

    ...want to look at blockbuster and sports titles as a long-term investment. They will usually become dirt-cheap and easy to find in a few years. This isn’t to say that...

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    Dear Readers: LUE Reaction

    ...this in the future because of a combination of Sony’s decision and our being cheap. All right, I think that’s enough for this month. Please enjoy this latest issue of...

  • Sonic Heroes (PS2)

    ...are simple all the way through can be spoiled by a stupid and cheap obstacle at the end. One such obstacle is a tower of rising lava at the end...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Dan Rodman

    ...and dress the guy in yellow and purple instead of blue and red. Talk about cheap development. 4. Kirby’s Dreamland (GBO): Whoever invented this pink air-sucking bubble should be hugged...

  • Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention (SG)

    ...out of their money by playing such a sub-lengthy game. But if you have a friend with whom to play, the experience is nonetheless fun. The game’s cheap, anyway. Just...