• Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...win anything in our year-end awards. Worst Reviewed Game of 2008 Jewel Knight Crusaders (PC) Score: 1.1 Review by: Matt Gardner Link: https://gamecola.net/2008/02/jewel-knights-crusaders-pc/ From the review: “…the game comes off...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Gamer Boyfriend

    ...looking for a girl (or guy, should you prefer) to share your hobby with: 1. Find a Good Girl. This is probably the hardest part, but it’s also the most...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...In real life! In real life. Readers’ Choice: Wii Wheel Last Year’s Winner: N/A Best Multiplayer LittleBigPlanet (PS3) And here’s award number three for LittleBigPlanet. The game’s as solid a...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...to design side-scrollers. I mean, we could run a list of 10 ideas this game used to legendary effect. … Well, why don’t we? 1. Searching for power-ups in mirror...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...

  • The Ten Reasons: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (Part One)

    ...high point in the drama, you are given the option to go forward and put an end to the heresy. Once you do, what happens is this (at 1:24, 1:51,...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...yet kindred spirits cut from the same gib. Ghoul Patrol stars a made-over Zeke and Julie, in a similar quest to rescue 10 neighbors in any given screen. It features...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...even though the Soul Calibur games from 1-3 had a space in between Soul and Calibur, Soulcalibur IV does not. I have no idea why. Take it up with your...