• Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...before playing. This game is loads of fun and like I said, it offers quite a number of win conditions besides just destroying all your enemies… although you still have...

  • You Don’t Know Jack (PS1)

    ...after only a handful of plays. With two discs, you’ve got twice the number of expected questions, so you’ll be able to play You Don’t Know Jack at least a...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Street Fighter: The Movie

    ...other Van Damme movies seem halfway decent by comparison. Faithfulness to the Game: Although there is a whole new plot, a number of moves from the game have been brought...

  • Lost in Blue (DS)

    ...the microphone. Starting a fire involves pressing buttons to simulate spinning a stick between your hands, and then blowing to get the resulting spark to ignite. One of the later...

  • Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)

    ...to do, you can talk to your party members to find out what’s going on. Such an awesome feature that more RPGs need to include; I’ve got a number of...

  • Versus Mode: Ninja Turtles II vs. Ninja Turtles 2

    ...overcome with nausea, and thus I feel it’s my obligation to bring to you: THE BATTLE OF THE TWO NINJA TURTLE GAMES THAT ARE NUMBER TWO IN THEIR RESPECTIVE SERIES...

  • 0wning the Competition: Wii v.2?

    ...Nintendo Wii. Once again, a new and innovative idea, what with the newly designed controller, downloadable classic games and who-knows-what-else Wiiconnect24 is going to bring forth. And already, all of...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...positions for converted barbarians, for, if you do not have enough money to pay their upkeep, a certain number of soldiers will be lost. Graphically, this game is nothing to...

  • Submissions (February 2007)

    ...to be in that number…when the Saints come marching in.” Thank you for this exhibition of self-torture…I never laughed so hard in my life especially since I’m an ex-Fundamentalist Christian....