• Cheat Codes for Life

    ...guarantees celibacy. -Zack Hey dude, I’ll give you some games. Let’s see…. For MMOs, there’s: Ragnarok Online Gunbound Final Fantasy XI Albatross 18 RTS: Dune II StarCraft Shogun: Total War...

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Crossfire in NYC

    ...cohort, Anita, on a trip in New York City to that wonderful land south of Canal Street known as Chinatown. In Chinatown, you can haggle for cheap counterfeit purses, or...

  • The Ship (PC)

    ...server. For 20 dollars, you really can’t go wrong, since this is one game that you can play for a few rounds or all night. I recommend The Ship to...

  • Dear Readers: MAGFest 5

    ...high school with (and basically copied all of my answers in our Cisco Networking class from). He’ll be handling the Poor Player’s Paradise column you all read in the Janish...

  • Dear Readers: The Janish

    ...than it sounds); and the long-waited return of Games for the Casual Gamer! Not only that, but we’re also debuting our first comic since Loafy Carl departed us so many...

  • Dear Readers: Street Cred

    ...playing their new album a lot, but the radio is also playing “Bringing Sexy Back” a lot, so I have to call into question the radio’s tastes. MISSION. My mission....

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (October 2006)

    ...Burning Circle (which are littered about Vana’diel). BCNM battles are almost always ‘capped’, meaning a high-level character will be deleveled before going into the fight. As ever, anyone interested in...

  • Dear Readers: News Haikus

    ...all can Beat up small children. Madden curse strikes once Again. Real gamers, though, don’t Play the football games. Military games Were released, I’m assuming. They are all the time....

  • Dear Readers: The Greatest GameCola Writer of All Time

    ...who was able to keep up pace. He wasn’t always on time, but he always, at the very least, existed, and he was always available to do some last-minute proofing...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...showcases the flaws console FPSs can have. First off, the maps are so huge in this game for a time when online capabilities for consoles weren’t really…well…alive. This makes for...