• Skies of Arcadia: Legends (GCN)

    ...game’s length, the side quests do that well on their own. There’s a number of different side quests to do, like discovering fabled places and creatures, bounty hunting for some...

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

    ...ever possibly be as good at gaming as a boy. (Whatever.) 3. Want can manifest itself in a number of ways — sexual repression, uncontrollable humping/nudity, large scale brawls at...

  • Versus Mode: Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Ruby

    ...Japanese names and their numbers. This time your rival pulls the same trick with the three types of starting Pokémon. However, your rival is actually more of a friend in...

  • Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GCN)

    ...“Deadly Alliance” and plot to use the souls of defeated foes to restore the Dragon King’s invincible army. In what appears to be a very short amount of time, the...

  • [NSFW] Red Faction (PS2)

    ...lead flawlessly to the player’s spatial disorientation. With the vast number of model first-person shooters that predate Red Faction, there is absolutely no excuse for such a horrid control system....

  • Philly Classic 5 Report

    ...the series, and not their gameplay). – Fungicide (DVD): It appears to be a movie about a killer mushroom. The director and star of the film were the ones selling...

  • Chrono Cross (PS1)

    ...about thirty to forty hours), to which I say no. The sheer number of possible party members leads to a severe lack of character development, a major downfall for Chrono...

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    Nintendo 64: Change the System

    ...magic. Through the staticy quality of this video cassette I can just barely make out what is happening in the introduction. It tells me of the vast number of Nintendo...

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    … of the Month: Lufia

    ...can buy “sweet water,” to reduce the number of encounters, and “smoke balls,” to run away from the battles you don’t want to fight, in many stores around the world....

  • MTV Remote Control (NES)

    ...one-digit number, ranging from 1 to 9, with no other label to tell you what these numbers stand for. They’re useless to anybody curious as to the categories of questions...