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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

    ...ever possibly be as good at gaming as a boy. (Whatever.) 3. Want can manifest itself in a number of ways — sexual repression, uncontrollable humping/nudity, large scale brawls at...

  • Versus Mode: Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Ruby

    ...Japanese names and their numbers. This time your rival pulls the same trick with the three types of starting Pokémon. However, your rival is actually more of a friend in...

  • Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GCN)

    ...eight basic missions that basically teach you how to perform such complex actions as walking and…walking backwards, the total number of Konquest missions rounds out at 218. Besides the little...

  • [NSFW] Red Faction (PS2)

    ...lead flawlessly to the player’s spatial disorientation. With the vast number of model first-person shooters that predate Red Faction, there is absolutely no excuse for such a horrid control system....

  • Philly Classic 5 Report

    ...artwork? Visit Aimee Dingman’s site at http://www.podkaynestudios.com/. Saving the best for last, Philly Classic 5 also featured a vast number of old arcade units, all set to free play, for...

  • Chrono Cross (PS1)

    ...about thirty to forty hours), to which I say no. The sheer number of possible party members leads to a severe lack of character development, a major downfall for Chrono...

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    Nintendo 64: Change the System

    ...magic. Through the staticy quality of this video cassette I can just barely make out what is happening in the introduction. It tells me of the vast number of Nintendo...

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    … of the Month: Lufia

    ...can buy “sweet water,” to reduce the number of encounters, and “smoke balls,” to run away from the battles you don’t want to fight, in many stores around the world....

  • MTV Remote Control (NES)

    ...one-digit number, ranging from 1 to 9, with no other label to tell you what these numbers stand for. They’re useless to anybody curious as to the categories of questions...

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    The Top 5 Games of 1994

    ...more than the original Clay Fighter with spiffier graphics and smoother gameplay, it has earned its spot as the number three video game of 1994. It’s still Clay Fighter. It’s...