• [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...far as to say Mario 2 is the 9th worst Mario game ever. Wait, wait, wait, what? There are TEN bad Mario games? Not on this planet, idjit. The fact...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...NES game, was all good. Granted that there’s not a lot of it, but the sheer fact that a game was released without the requisite ear-splitting track is worthy of...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...I tasted was much like what I had tasted in the previous game. In fact, outside of a few cosmetic changes, Rock Band 2 looked exactly like Rock Band 1....

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...title would imply, ends with Guybrush on Mon–…DINKY ISLAND??? Yeah, you’re not going to find Monkey Island itself in this game, a fact that not a lot of players have...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...the game’s worlds, which makes this the one game I can safely say has the biggest wedge between the story and the gameplay. The story could be about how much...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...to do in this game—the main game, the minigames, the actual other games that made their way in (first level of Gradius, motherfucker)—on top of an excellent and thoughtful foundation...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...this category. Sadly, this game seems to be left out when other Quintet games are discussed. Illusion of Gaia was far more popular, and there’s not much to be said...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...not be doing things in the game unless he can see the reasons behind them. Even if you, the player, have already played the game before, or happened to have...