• [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...Peach can fucking fly! Oh, the list goes on. Runner up is the second-to-last boss where the level exit betrays you. This game is so richly deep, fun to play,...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...aliens seem normal. And, I won’t get started on the all-too familiar subject of everybody’s favorite mushroom-eating plumber who repeatedly saves a princess from some sort of fire-breathing turtle beast....

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...this setlist is great, I think what truly makes this game great is its instant connectivity to almost every song released for the first title. Before I lost my soul,...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...pirate, and, most of all, you’ll just love Guybrush Threepwood. Screw your silent protagonists like Link, Crono, and that Harvest Moon farmer. Guybrush is a quick-witted guy who will always...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...the game’s worlds, which makes this the one game I can safely say has the biggest wedge between the story and the gameplay. The story could be about how much...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...game that prominently features a country and culture that’s almost alien to us. I’m a reluctant Japanophile and even still it’s occasionally lost on me. Also, it could be the...

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

    ...yourself in dire straights fighting a fucking ARMY with household stuff like freezer pops, tomatoes, weedwackers…umm…rocket launchers…and spinning ancient artifacts…. Well, if you lived in MY house, those would be...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...Dr Leo’s Lab. For every great song, there’s one that’s just alright and another that’s just filler. It also seems slightly odd to me that Soul Blazer shares a number...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...actually did quite a lot of work this month; just take a look at that nice long list of new things to check out. And these things include plot! (Woah,...