• Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...I had last counted 123 downloaded tracks on my 360’s hard drive. Add that to the 84 on the disc, plus the 55 from the RB1 disc,4 and the 20...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...I banged Sprite Monkey’s mum last night2, and the entirety of the gameplay would lay unchanged. It’s not a deal breaker, and the story itself is about as complex(ish) as...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...box art. God, I’d rather have tentacle hentai of my mom than look at that shit s’more of artwork again. But just for the sheer number of stuff you get...

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

    ...prayer? A self-contained phonetic enigma in which the question IS the answer and the answer is a question? What IS Zombies Ate My Neighbors? Well, we’ve known for 14 years...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...Dr Leo’s Lab. For every great song, there’s one that’s just alright and another that’s just filler. It also seems slightly odd to me that Soul Blazer shares a number...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...the death, Paul still has the same amount of Spasm as he did before he drank it (previously, the number would go down by one). This makes more sense to...

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...mow down thousands of enemy forces. Then there’s a sappy love story that comes from nowhere, with kisses that last for half a minute.3 Oh, and jumping out of your...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...have a percentage number for each character at the bottom of the screen. What does that mean, just out of curiousity? I thought it represented health/damage, but you can go...