• Resident Evil: Deadly Silence (DS)

    ...from scratch rather than simply port over an old classic. RE:DS is not worth your hard earned gaming dollars. True fans of the series should consider a rent; other DS...

  • [NSFW] Cheat Codes for Life

    ...to become yet another sacrifice to the greasy gods of gaming, or you could take a somewhat more expensive route. Try to find an excuse to buy your friend one...

  • Submissions (April 1, 2006)

    ...here. How could you rip on DSI for their remade arcade games? You whippersnappers today don’t know these classic games. DSI is just trying to bring some sanity to the...

  • Action Video Monopoly (GB)

    ...to buy houses and trade with other computer opponents isn’t particularly exciting. Setting the game to quick mode reduces the game from around an hour to maybe twenty minutes. Which...

  • Judging a Game by Its Cover #1

    ...it would put a little extra effort on what could attract a potential buyer: Yes, my friends, the cover art! How many times have you looked through a store’s used...

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...beam and missing that cliff ledge time and time again just is not my cup of tea. The game is also very short and probably won’t take you all that...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...suck, and cold hard cash always makes your ass hurt less. You could also take a more moderate approach to that, like nude house cleaning. A friend of mine claims...

  • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PC)

    ...as you get closer, but I understand that there are ways to fix that (one of which is, of course, to buy a better computer). The sound effects are a...

  • Beavis and Butt-head (SG)

    ...a videogame would have made me buy Army Men 3D, but for this game, it was just the icing on the cake. I’m a sucker for 2D platformers, a fan...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (July 2006)

    ...imagination on the part of Square Enix. You need four clumps of this grass that Chocobos eat. After talking to the Chocobo wrangler and some of his stable employees, you...