This classic GameCola article was originally published in July 2007.
Author’s note: There’s only so much left to say about this series.
AND SO IT CAME TO PASS…
Taka Michinoku: *whistles*
Evil Knight: Eh heh heh he wah heh he heeeee.
Taka Michinoku: Oh god!!
Evil Knight: Bwah hah hah heyyyyy hoooo eh he!!!
Taka Michinoku: Why! Why am I knocked down….
Evil Knight: Shh. Don’t say a word.
Green Alien: The…the game! The…*cough*…game. The rabbit. The dog! THE GAME!
Taka Michinoku: WHAT GAME????
Green Alien: The GAME! Maxsam. Pointing, and clicking! Oh lord, the clicking. And puzzles! To SOLVE! Good times.
Evil Knight: No more of this!!
Green Alien: The…game… Short, but fun…but not…epic…ennnnnouuuuughhhh… *sputters and dies*
Taka Michinoku: Aha! Tell me what you know! DO IT NOW!!
Evil Knight: I know nothing.
Mondo Gecko: That man…he is a liar! He knows! He knows of its brilliance! He…he ate my children!
Taka Michinoku: You bastard. You tell me what you know. Right. Now!
Evil Knight: OK, OK.
Evil Knight: The game…
Innocent Postman: What’s going on here.
Taka Michinoku: The game! Tell me about the game!
Taka Michinoku: What is it like??
Taka Michinoku: Is it funny?? Good as the old one?? Are the graphics still ugly?? WILL I LIKE IT IF I’VE LIKED OTHER CLASSIC POINT-AND-CLICK ADVENTURES?!?!?!?!
Evil Knight: Yes, oh, yes! It is all those things, and more! But I still needed a walkthrough…
Innocent Postman: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.
Innocent Postman:BLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Innocent Postman: *snacks*
Mondo Gecko: Well, friend, that takes care of that… Eh heh heh he wah heh.
Mondo Gecko: WAS ALL YOU SAID ABSOLUTELY TRUE???!?!?
Evil Knight: Yes! Every word of it! Dear God, just buy the game! All of it! All of them! It’s a fitting conclusion to this wonderful re-launched Sam & Max series! Telltale has successfully pulled off an episodic game! Even the dialogue is great.
???: Is that so?
Mondo Gecko: ???!?!?!
Evil Knight: !!!!????!?
THE END?
Holy crap! This is the most amazing article I’ve ever seen in my life EVER!!! You’ve officially ruined me for every other article out there.
Rating: 5000000/10
What the hell is all of this! IT MAKES NO SENSE!
I had no idea what was going on…. And, I loved it.
Your ego may indeed be larger than I originally thought, but that isn’t the disturbing part. The disturbing part is that I like this article.
Man, I figured the final installment of S&M: Season 1 would be great, but I didn’t even imagine it would be THAT great!
This is still one of my favourite ‘Cola articles.
Guess I know what my next Classic ‘Cola post should be!
WHAT.