• Submissions (April 2007)

    ...and can still be purchased new. If you happen to be interested in Bronkie specifically, you can call this number to order it: 1-800-243-5864. No kidding. The Poor Player’s Paradise...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (March 2007)

    ...rounded up for G1, and with any luck I’ll have that cleared before sundown on Sunday. February 7 I know, I know. I wasn’t going to play FF XI yesterday....

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...Games are among your favorite. I’m not going to be picky on the number of games, but try to stay around 3-5. Series of games can count as one, if...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...for screwing up. The minigames range from the mind-numbingly simple (like typing in the correct number on a numeric keypad/cooking timer) to some that require good timing (tapping different ingredients...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (February 2007)

    ...off a special attack, but it still took a while. It’s still very tedious, boring work. I think the days of me playing BLU are numbered. December 6 Yeah, though...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...part of giving this game a final score, which is difficult for a number of reasons. One, this is GameCola, and their whole FIVE IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE bit is something...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...freebies to be released Tuesday,5 and you get a large number you can figure out for yourself because when you have no soul, math problems are something you just don’t...

  • WiiWare Review (June 2008)

    ...repetitive and annoying as the limited number of enemy variations, and the boss battles are almost boring. SAVE YOUR POINTS, especially if you are a shooter fan.” June 9th, 2008...