• The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...the games got more obscure with larger caveats. This continues today. The part that annoys me the most is how utterly pointless these lists are. They don’t make anyone play...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...worlds with a limited number of ways to get in and check. 2. Running for your life from a crazed Djinn mask as you carry a key to your far...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...review is about Blaster Master, which is one of the most challenging games I can remember playing. Based on the quarter-eating game design strategy of old, Blaster Master owned a...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...War II. They caused great suffering to the world and cast a blanket of fear upon it.1 However, they simply were not satisfied with the Cold War, so they buried...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...a result, at least you can admire it for how it looks. Some of the best songs in gaming can be found in MI2. The Underground Tunnels, which you come...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...one on making fun of people at the right time, ’cause we all know who can do that and who can’t!8 8. I can, and you can’t. Just to clarify....

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    So, now that I’ve “taken care of” Zach Rich, I’ll just go ahead and jump right into MY review of Soulcalibur IV. That’s Soulcalibur, not Soul Calibur. For some reason,...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...about in these electronic deathtraps? Why can’t you just put this thing on pause and I can chill until you figure out how to get me out of here?” “One:...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...a favorite of mine, as well. While some of the songs are memorable, the music can be hit-or-miss. Nothing is particularly bad or annoying, but not every song can be...