• Best- and Worst-Reviewed Games of 2008

    ...or two…. Even if you are the number one rape fan in the universe, there have to be better alternatives.” Trivia: Not only did this game receive the lowest score...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...cost you a whole life. Now this is where it gets tricky, because the differences are much more numerate in number (God, I’m really sucking this time) and contrast sharply...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...have a percentage number for each character at the bottom of the screen. What does that mean, just out of curiousity? I thought it represented health/damage, but you can go...

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    ...ships in this totally black space!” Yeah, there’s a lot to be desired in terms of Project Sheepherd’s mission structure. 95% of the time, you’ll be shooting down X number...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...the death, Paul still has the same amount of Spasm as he did before he drank it (previously, the number would go down by one). This makes more sense to...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...Dr Leo’s Lab. For every great song, there’s one that’s just alright and another that’s just filler. It also seems slightly odd to me that Soul Blazer shares a number...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...district representative. Now, jumping into the review for real. There are a number of improvements to the series that come with SCIV, but the biggest improvement has to be the...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...