• This Day in GameCola History: April 7th

    ...on YouTube videos. Oh, how times have changed—but you can still remember how things used to be with our April 7th celebration! A warning to those unfamiliar, however: As the...

  • Harvest Moon 64 (N64)

    ...field, planting and tending to crops, raising cows and chickens, and remodeling your house are all examples of things you can do to pass your day. Off the farm, such...

  • Submissions (June 2003)

    ...fast, and out comes the fizz The shell is as green, as his brother Luigi Who operates a car wash, and uses a squeegee He journeys no more, he is...

  • Carbonated News (March 2003)

    ...forget to order a half-dozen smiles with that Happy Meal! They’re free, ya’know. No word on any pachinko machines in any Happy Meals anytime soon, but keep reading GameCola for...

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    Introduction

    ...or do you want to make something of yourself?” Since that’s a rhetorical question, a response is not expected; but if there is one, I’d guess it is “no”, because...

  • Carbonated News (January 2003)

    ...the supposedly violent specified games, which includes the following: Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Turok, The House of the Dead, Duke Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, The Legacy of Kane,...

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #11

    ...winter break!!! So, Halo-Boy, I’m sorry to say that you’re going to have to bust out the trusty old internet chat rooms and find them for yourself, because it seems...

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    Dear Readers: Summer Laziness

    ...the hizzouse?”. Could it be that I am a tyrannical leader of this newsletter, caring but nothing but whether or not my people’s articles are in on time? But I’m...

  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 (MXB)

    ...as a novice (obviously), and you earn some money for each game you win. This money can be used to upgrade your skills, your clubs, and, to my fiancée’s delight,...

  • [NSFW] Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction (PS2)

    ...effort on my part. Naturally, I went over to my friend Randy’s house to see what he had to say. After copious amounts of liquor as well as other substances...