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101010, Chapter 1: E-mails

Blog Posts by Diana Gray on December 8, 20127

...include yourself! We’ll take care of the rest. To: Address blocked for privacy From: pfranzen@gamecola.net Subject: Re: Confirmation Okay, well, here’s my list. Daniel Castro Nathaniel Hoover Christian Porter Alex...
[NSFW] Blind Let’s Play: Dr. Ruth’s Computer Game of Great Sex

Videos by Christian Porter on August 8, 20122

You all voted, and I’m here to deliver. The deed is done—I have blindly played Dr. Ruth’s Computer Game of Great Sex, as you requested. The game turned out to...
SAVE THE DATE: GameCola’s 10th Anniversary Podtacular!

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on April 5, 201225

...show, with a new set of GameCola contributors at the top of each hour. Already on the guest list are: Paul Franzen! Christian Porter! Nathaniel Hoover! Michael Gray! Matt Gardner!...
Spam Attack: Remembering Couch Outlet Store Online

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on March 13, 20129

...not Christian Porter). With the help of my fellow staff writers, I’ve been collecting the most amusing spam comments Viagra can buy. Let’s see what hysterical filth has managed to...
A Very GameCola Wedding 3: Wed Hard with a Vengeance

Blog Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on December 21, 20116

...the game, only) Crystalis reference in history on the back of the label. ~-~ The Wedding Gifts Paul and Lizo got us these: Mike and Vangie got us these: Christian...
This Week in ‘Cola: Matt Jonas Did Everything Edition

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 19, 20118

...Staff Writer Meteo Xavier: Staff Writer Michael Ridgaway: Staff Writer Stuart Gipp: Staff Writer Matt Jonas: Staff Writer Mark Freedman: Staff Writer David Donovan: Staff Writer Christian Porter: Staff Writer...
The Anger Dome: Mega Man Universe

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on April 26, 20115

...was just making that up. Gross. ::ahem:: We’re Capcom junkies (except maybe Christian Porter), and if you don’t believe that our affinity extends beyond Capcom’s bestselling series of humorous courtroom...
The 3DS Comes Out Tomorrow!

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 26, 20113

...Ol’ Toothless Tim a break at some point.) Christian Porter’s HANDS-ON PREVIEW of the system! Michael Gray’s review of someone else’s HANDS-ON PREVIEW of the system! A podcast, all about...
Another GameCola Staff Member Falls to the Lure of Eternal Wedded Happiness

Blog Posts by Nathaniel Hoover on February 9, 201110

...engagement, marriage, and combustion, as we’ve seen from Paul and Lizo, Mike and Vangie, Edgeworth and Von Karma, Michael Gray and the princess, and Christian Porter and His Probably Not...
Flash Flood: Holiday Mashup

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on December 24, 2010

...because Christian Porter already stole the only theme worth reading about. Here’s how my jolly rating system works: 5 = Like excellent golden rings. 4 = Like very good calling...