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  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Release Date: 2001 Starring: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight Directed By: Simon West A few years ago, video game movies become popular again. Well actually, they didn’t become popular so much...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: House of the Dead

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Starring: Jonathan Cherry, Ona Grauer, Clint Howard, Jurgen Prochnow, Will Sanderson Directed by: Uwe Boll Written by: Mark A. Altman, Dan Bates, Dave Parker Release Date: 2003 Runtime: 90 minutes...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Super Mario Bros.

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Release Date: May 28th, 1993 Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, and Mojo Nixon Directed By: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton, Roland Joffe, and Dean Semler Written By: Parker Bennet,...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Street Fighter: The Movie

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Starring: Jean Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia Directed by: Steven E. de Souza Written by: Steven E. de Souza Release Date: 1994 Runtime: 102 minutes As most of you already...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Double Dragon

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Title: Double Dragon Release Date: 1994 Starring: Scott Wolf, Robert Patrick Directed By: James Yukich Written By: Paul Dini, Neal Shusterman, Michael Davis, and Peter Gould It’s the distant future...

  • [NSFW] The Great Omegle Debate: MURDER MOST FOUL

    Columns Columns by Nikola Suprak on Comments3

    ...have to pick one. Stranger: oh well, guess humanity is doomed, and Coach would be a million time sbetter Nikola: What did Rochelle do to hurt you so bad? Nikola:...

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #51

    Comics Comics by Terrence Atkins on

    Every time I see a new set of search phrases, I lose more faith in humanity. These are all real search strings, unfortunately, for those who haven’t read this comic...

  • The Silent Age (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on

    ...when humanity is extinct, possibly due to the advent of disco. Whereas most post-apocalyptic settings are too gritty and depressing for my tastes, The Silent Age turns the downfall of...

  • Inside the Guide: Michael Gray in SPACE!

    Columns Columns by Michael Gray on Comments4

    ...Logan Whitehurst’s counter-protest song, entitled “I Want to Live on the Moon.” Why are people having their DNA sent into outer space? Simple: Humanity is doomed. The long-awaited apocalypse is...

  • Quake II (N64)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments4

    What follows is part one of a three–part journey into madness. Meteo X, a man whom God himself deemed unfit for humanity and therefore biologically categorized him as prime rib...