Search Results for: oh the humanity
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Primordia (PC)
Reviews by Robyn Tyrfing on
...to adapt the way of life that humanity held to their own robotic nature. It is also very well paced, and the multiple endings are very satisfying. Our hero, Horatio....
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The Matrix: Path of Neo (PS2)
Reviews by Matthew Fraser on
...get to work with some of the most talented and skilled people in our business. You’ll get to cast yourself as the prophetic One and free humanity from something that’s...
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[NSFW] Breath Of Fire (SNES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on
...these quirks some sort of humanity. It almost feels like a beta game that they couldn’t fix and had to go straight to market. I can’t find a decent enough...
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Master of the Seas (iPhone)
Reviews by Michael Gray on
...communication and advance the species. Instead, all it does is cram advertising down your throat and send humanity back a few thousand years, to the slavery of self-worship. Yes, I’m...
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Fabricated News: New Videogame Releases This Week
News Posts by Michael Gray on
...Sea of Chaos is another war game, in which King Neptune and his legions of mermaids declare war on humanity. It’s the global battle that humans are unprepared for, and...
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Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on
...Princess is all about feeding that apple of your eye until her heart’s content! Oh, but that’s not all! You have to go up against your rival lovers of all...
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Versus Mode: Kinect, Grinding, The Jungle, and More [NSFW]
Columns by GameCola on
...are that much closer to inventing the holodeck from Star Trek! That’s awesome, right? Oh, there appear to be videos attached to this news post—advertisements, I guess. Let’s take a...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Mega Man vs. 50 Cent
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...falls right back to the floor. Eric: OH THE HUMANITY. Paul: But… what the hell is this, Revolution X? Mega Man appears to be firing compact discs out of his...
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Dear Readers: A Sheep Ate My Dear Readers
Columns by Paul Franzen on
...itself. Oh, sure, what you’re reading appears to be DR, but it ain’t the real deal. The real thing was way, way cooler, as the real thing tends to be...