• Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii)

    For a bold, nearly flawless take on the "other" major Nintendo brand for the next generation, the Metroid Prime games really don't seem to be as popular as they should be. I still remember this game h

  • Nightshift Legacy: The Jaguar’s Eye (PC)

    When I heard about this game, I jumped at the chance to review it. I'm currently in the middle of reviewing all of Lucasarts' point-and-click adventure games, and when I saw the screens for Nightshi

  • Banjo-Kazooie (X360-XBLA)

    Ten years is such a long period of time. Ten years ago, I was a bright-eyed child who had finally saved enough money to buy a videogame on his own. Not a gift from Mommy or Daddy or Santa. It was some

  • Silent Hill: Homecoming (PC)

    Much like an encounter I once had with an anonymous Filipino whore, the original Silent Hill did something to me when I was younger—something that I didn't know was possible, and to which nothing s

  • Final Fantasy VI Advance (GBA)

    Final Fantasy Sucks is a game I got because everyone says it's the greatest game ever. Or maybe they mean Final Fantasy Four. Final Fantasy Five? I can't keep these crappy games straight. Unfortunatel

  • Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

    Super Mario Bros. introduced him and made him a star. Super Mario Bros. 2 stretched his range and opinion and made him an icon. Super Mario Bros. 3... ...secured his legacy. If Super Mario and his bro

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    I was asked back when I did the other Super Mario super sequel if I considered this game canonical. It was a good question, considering I no longer even consider my life canonical at this point.

  • Day of the Tentacle (PC)

    So, we move onward in the fantastic library of LucasArts' point ‘n' click games and come to something of an oddity in the pack. It's a half-sequel to the original Maniac Mansion, but Day of the Ten

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. (NES)

    Inspired by a historic debate on the hills of GameCola Capitol, where 22+ comments were left showing our seven readers that me and Jeddy just don't see eye to eye, I'm covering the first Mario trilog

  • Bubble Bobble (NES)

    My father was quite an avid gamer, back in the day, with a particular skill for puzzle games. His high scores were eternally etched into the cartridges in our house, far beyond the reach of my juvenil