• Final Fantasy IV Advance (GBA)

    I could've killed Alex Jedraszczak for getting to this game before I did. There is no one more qualified to analyze Final Fantasy II/IV than me. I know this game better than I know myself, and it kno

  • Final Fantasy Legend III (GB)

    About as related to Final Fantasy as Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.

  • Destroy all Humans!: Big Willy Unleashed (Wii)

    I love campy, terrible B movies, especially ones of the science-fiction variety. Anyone who pre-ordered Destroy all Humans! 2 from GameStop in 2006 got a free copy of Plan 9 From Outer Space, which, i

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    Little kids love Fischer-Price! Little kids love Little People! Especially way back when, when the people looked like plastic, limbless corpses and you could stick them in stuff. I remember playing wi

  • Maniac Mansion (PC)

    It's kinda hard to follow up a review of one of your favorite games ever by reviewing a game in the exact same genre, by the exact same developer, but of a much lesser quality. There are fans out the

  • Bomberman 64 (N64)

    Despite all the accolades he's received and influence he's had over his course of time, life's been tough for everyone's favorite terrorist. Bomberman hasn't been in a remarkable game since 9/11, an

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    Often overlooked in the shadow of Super Metroid, Metroid II was an early step toward the modern "Metroidvania" concept.

  • Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (DS)

    My friends, it's sad for me to say that, as of this publication, my dear editor, Paul Franzen, has written me off as mentally insane. When I told him I would write a review for Apollo Justice: Ace Att

  • Phantom Fighter (NES)

    "If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow." - Chinese proverb "ni" - Chinese pronoun Phantom Fighter is, without question, one of the most unique NES games

  • Ape Quest (PSP)

    I think this game may be setting a record for being the most mediocre game I have ever reviewed. Are we allowed to come to the realization that we've captured the essence of the entire game in just on