• DeCap Attack (SG)

    Well if I sure didn't pick a handful of weird-ass platformers this month! This was actually one of the first Genesis games I owned growing up. I really don't understand why my parents picked this game

  • Bone: The Great Cow Race (PC)

    I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but there haven't been any good adventure games released since the Y2K bug was something people legitimately feared. A few hundred World War II shooters hav

  • Sid Meier’s Civilization IV (PC)

    Anyone who has played any of the Civilization series understands how very, very addictive those games can be. I myself remember playing hours upon hours of Civ II. I was never very good at it, but tha

  • Action Video Monopoly (GB)

    Better than actual Monopoly if only for the fact that the game is done in under an hour.

  • Drakengard 2 (PS2)

    Drakengard 2 is probably the most fun action game I have ever played. While I have enjoyed the Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors games, this game makes them seem rather... crappy. Most of this ste

  • Resident Evil: Deadly Silence (DS)

    "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." -- Some Dude in the Bible I love the Resident Evil series.

  • Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    Wisdom Tree is best known for ruining a countless number of Christmases for children in devcolaout Christian homes. Although they tended to stick with NES games, they made one single venture into the

  • MagMax (NES)

    In 1985, Nichibutsu released an arcade game that brought something new to the shooter genre. The game was MagMax, and it was remade for the NES in 1988 by FCI, which was responsible for the Ultima ser

  • Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (SG)

    Who's bad? Well for starters, this game is pretty craptastic, if that is what you mean by "bad." Based on the "hit" movie of the same name released in 1988, Moonwalker (the game, released in 1990) sta

  • Showdown: Legends of Wrestling (MXB)

    Now I know I usually review classic games, but to my own defense, Acclaim is no longer in business. And, this is a wrestling game based on classic wrestlers. Being an avid fan of wrestling since the a