• HungryMaster (iPhone)

    When I reviewed Contra ReBirth, I really picked that story to shreds. I basically said that the poor translation and terrible story ruined the whole experience. Yet now, I'm reviewing HungryMaster and

  • Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)

    The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child's toy. So don't bother playing this. I