Archive for Tag: licensed games
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[NSFW] Bram Stoker’s Dracula (SCD)
Reviews by Matt Wright on The game's box is infinitely more scary, entertaining, and well-made than anything this game can deliver.
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[NSFW] A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Reviews by Zack Huffman on How they managed to pull off insane difficulty with mind-numbing boredom, I don't know.
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The Jungle Book (GG)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Honestly, would it have been that hard to make the objective just "reach the end"? I know you don't see a lot of games like this, but I think we could've figured it out.
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J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on The only reason to ever get this game is if you are a collector who must have all Lord of the Rings things, and even then it's a stupid idea.
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[NSFW] Bill & Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure (NES)
Reviews by Zack Huffman on I've already shown you a few inevitable disasters that were licensed NES games. This month I give you Exhibit H.
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Disney’s Aladdin (SG)
Reviews by Richo Rosai on Anyone remotely inclined to enjoy platformers shouldn't be disappointed.
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Cool World (NES)
Reviews by Zack Huffman on 
1 The game doesn't hold your hand with simplistic differentiation between enemies and items that you can pick up.
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The Simpsons: Bart vs. The Space Mutants (NES)
Reviews by Matt Wright on This title was my first real taste of video game disappointment.
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[NSFW] Double Dare (NES)
Reviews by Zack Huffman on In the mid 1980s, Nickelodeon consisted of little more than You Can't Do That on Television re-runs from Canada and old Looney Tunes cartoons. It was a dark time for children's television. Although Yo
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Lethal Weapon (NES)
Reviews by Zack Huffman on I cannot in good conscience recommend this game to anyone.