Archive for Tag: Mario
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Braid (X360-XBLA)
Reviews by Zach Rich on
You know what’s awesome about art? Damn near nothin’. It’s boring and uninteresting, you see. The only thing you can really do is unzip your pants and urinate all over it. I did that once at the local museum, and they threw me out because they said you’re not supposed to do that. What uncultured bastards. … Continue reading "Braid (X360-XBLA)"
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Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (GB)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on
Aside from (or maybe along with?) being the introduction of Wario, this is a very strange entry into the Mario franchise.
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Mario Party 8 (Wii)
Reviews by Zach Rich on
Note: This article was originally published on G-Faqs in August 2007. Below is an edited version of the review, edited because 16-year-old Zach Rich didn’t need to PROOFREAD HIS FUCKING WORK, and because I couldn’t say words that eat away at my soul. The pictures and footnotes are all new content, too, so I’m shelling this off … Continue reading "Mario Party 8 (Wii)"
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Dear Readers: Wacky eBay Auctions!!
Columns by Paul Franzen on
I have to reach into the ol' Notebook o' GameCola Ideas for this one. I have great ideas for the August and September editions of Dear Readers, but somebody just told me that it's actually still July. Who knew?
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[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #38
Comics by Terrence Atkins on
Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
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Quantum Geek: Episode 1 – Player One Has Entered The Game
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on
Imagine, if you will, a story of magicks ancient and powerful. A tale of minds that can grip and shape reality. A chronicle of technology so powerful and advanced it can barely be comprehended by the mortal mind. This is not a story about these things.
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[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #31
Comics by Terrence Atkins on
Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
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[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #9
Comics by Terrence Atkins on
Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola.
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Paper Mario (N64)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on
I wanted ever so badly to hate Paper Mario.
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[NSFW] Super Mario World (SNES)
Reviews by Matt Wright on
I think this is the second-best Mario game ever, bettered only slightly by Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island.