• Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Mister Donut

    Now I'm not exactly a donut connoisseur, but I've eaten my share of fried sugary bread, and let me tell you: Japan's Mister Donut is good. How good? Well, it's sure better than the airplane food on the way over, lemme tell ya! I mean that stuff is one notch above Styrofoam on the taste-o-meter, am I right, folks? But seriously, if I could be serious for just a minute... You know, there are a lot of children out there who need our help. Did you realize that a child is physically abused somewhere in the world every time my girlfriend's daughter doesn't get my beer the first time I tell her to?

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Peace and Quiet

    You know that staple episode of every crappy sitcom ever, where a second-tier character gets a great deal on an apartment, and then the main character(s) go to visit him and find out that the reason f

  • Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)

    It is unfortunate that so many people refused to accept the change that came with Zelda II.

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: My Day-to-Day Life

    I present to you the dullest topic possible: my daily life!

  • Silent Hill (PS1)

    One thing I did not expect to do was to become freaked out enough to turn off my console and leave my house.

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Tolerable Japan

    The other day, as someone on the subway was jamming an elbow into my windpipe, cutting off what little life-giving oxygen I was able to suck through the plastic bag covering my face, and I was trying

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan

    Many of you may have made the gamer's pilgrimage to Akihabara or Denden-town to see the birth land of games as we know them. But how many of you would be willing to give it all up—Hamburger Helper,

  • Doom 64 (N64)

    So at the end of the day, is Doom 64 really Doom, or is it just a knock-off that tries but doesn't live up to its predecessor?

  • Disney’s Aladdin (SG)

    Anyone remotely inclined to enjoy platformers shouldn't be disappointed.

  • Midnight Raiders (SCD)

    The worst game I've ever played, bar none.