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[NSFW] Poor Player’s Paradise

Columns by Christian Porter on June 6, 20112

Since the last “Poor Player’s Paradise,” the sun has come out and the first day of summer is just a few weeks away. So, how best to celebrate this? Easy: stay the hell inside your house. It’s hot out—too hot to go screwing around outdoors like some kind of sweaty jackass. Your friends may laugh … Continue reading "[NSFW] Poor Player’s Paradise"
Top of the Heap: Games in Which You Kill Santa

Columns by Christian Porter on December 22, 2010

Some people celebrate the Christmas spirit a little differently than others.