Reason My PS2 is Cooler Than Your PS2 of the Month:
It’s got SKIN.
That’s right, my brothas and sistas, my PS2 now has skin! In other words, I put giant stickers on it… and believe you me, it is sexy now. Of course, you don’t have to believe me if you don’t want to; just check out the pictures yourself. Unless, of course, Mr. Franzen didn’t put up the pictures I sent him for the soul purpose of making me look like an ass. Of course, it could be argued that I do a wonderful job of that on my own, but oh well.
In case you can’t understand/can’t see the picture for whatever reason, I’ll spare a few seconds of my time to explain to you just what is going on in it. Now, if you haven’t even taken an introductory art course, some of the words I use may be a bit over your head, but please try and bear with me here. Okay. This is a picture from Tifa from Final Fantasy VII. She is standing. That’s basically all there is to it. If you still don’t get it, I suggest going down to my local Barnes and Nobles and asking my good friend Heather to recommend to you a good book on basic art lingo. If that doesn’t help, I really don’t know what to tell you.
Whether or not you did fully comprehend the picture, one truth prevails: Unless your PS2 has a picture of Freddy Mercury on it, my PS2 is awesomer than yours.