Chapter Twenty-One:
Fix the Story and Go Back to Present Time!
Render: Ah ha, I’ll go to Fix The Story And Go Back To The Present Time Island!
Render: Is this the island?
Rivers: Did we crash?
Render: Yeah, we crashed. Is this the island?
Jonathan: What island?
Strange Creature: Oh my…
Enrique: Eh?
Generic: Ah.
Render: So that’s a yes, then?
Large Stone Wall: Mysteeeerioooous iiiiiiiiiislaaaaaand….
Render: Right. Well, let’s go.
Enrique: Wtf.
Rivers: I’m so confused.
Render: We were taking them to the mysterious island before all that time crap happened.
Enrique: Ooooh, right.
Jonathan: Now I remember.
Rivers: Yep.
Render: So where exactly did you three want to go on this island? Or is this edge part fine?
Strange Creature: If you could lead us through the forest of doors, that’d be far enough.
Render: Forest of doors, eh?
Rivers: Soo… it’s a forest…
Enrique: Made of doors…
Jonathan: Or with lots of doors in it…
Render: Or trees that look like doors!
Enrique & Rivers & Jonathan & Render: Ooooooo…
Large Stone Wall: Thiiiiiis waaaaaay…
Generic: The forest isn’t really a forest, you know!
Render: Huh?
Strange Creature: Never mind him, we are just about there.
Strange Creature: Alright, here we are.
Enrique: That was fast.
Rivers: Totally.
Jonathan: Wait… this is just one door.
Render: Not really a forest, if you ask me.
Generic: I said it wasn’t really a forest.
Strange Creature: Don’t worry, my friends. The forest lies… within!
Enrique: Within the door?
Rivers: Within our hearts?
Jonathan & Render & Enrique & Rivers: Oooooo…
Large Stone Wall: Oooooopeeeen theeeee dooooooooor…
Strange Creature: Give me a moment… ah, ok. There we go.
Jonathan: There’s no forest in that door. It doesn’t really even look like a portal to another dimension.
Strange Creature: No one said anything about a portal to another dimension.
Render: NO! Uh-uh, no way. We are NOT doing another screwed up dimensional thing, it was bad enough with the whistle incident.
Strange Creature: Oh yes, the whistle! Thank you for reminding me. May I have the whistle, Rivers?
Rivers: No.
Strange Creature: Please?
Rivers: No.
Strange Creature: …please?
Rivers: No.
Strange Creature: Yes.
Rivers: No.
Strange Creature: Fine. I don’t even want it anymore, anyway. Let’s go fellows.
Large Stone Wall: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.
Generic: Yes.
Rivers: No.
Render: Go where?
Strange Creature: Into… this DIMENSIONAL portal! Bwahahahahahahahahaa!!
Render: NO! Forget it!! We are leaving.
Jonathan: What about those three?
Render: Forget them, we are so out of here.
Enrique: I wonder where they are going…
Rivers: Totally…
Jonathan: Doesn’t matter really, cause now we can finally have an adventure, just us boys!
Render: Holy crap, have we seen n00b or Liaunde or Jordan or Tryn at all since like… forever?
Enrique: Woah.
Rivers: Did they die?
Render: Don’t think so…
Jonathan: Just us guys, hangin’ around; seein’ mobs, beatin’ em down.
?????: Miss me?
Which Gate Do You Choose?
n00b!
Tryn!
Liaunde!
(With Jordan close behind on his leash.)
Wait… wait yea, there were others…
This poll ends on March 7.
