Best Guest Host EVER of the Month:
Who has been (or could be) the greatest guest writer of …of the month?
Since I was inexplicably in the Caribbean last month instead of doing my GameCola work, Captain Eric had to take over …of the Month for me. He did a fine job for someone who isn’t on the level of MEGAGOD like me, and I got to wondering: Just who is the greatest guest writer that OTM has ever seen? For reference, every single one of the guest written oTM segments will be linked right here:
- Elizabeth Medina-Gray’s “Creatures”
- Elizabeth Medina-Gray’s “The Adventure Game Studios Forums”
- Eric Regan’s “Magic: the Gathering”
Now I am a diligent worker, so there are damn sure not many times when it has been guest written, but there are enough to have a contest to the death about which one of the guest authors is the best. As usual, if you reader have any ideas about this, feel free to post them in the comments section.
On a more imaginary note, let us all take a moment to wonder about who could be the best guest writer ever. Annie Dillard, perhaps? Maybe Brian Vanek? Or possibly that monkey from Speed Racer. Again, if you have an idea, post it. However, I just now am brought to a more important point that I would like this article to start being about.
What is the name of that monkey from Speed Racer? I wanna say Chim Chim or something like that, but that’s the name of those things you kick in .hack//G.U. Could it possibly be the case that the things you kick in .hack and the monkey from Speed Racer have the same name?! If you know, POST.
YET ANOTHER POINT: What other names are shared like that? For example, Sephiroth from FF7 has the same name, with slight spelling alteration, as every moron on any Internet location ever that is even remotely related to videogames. Quite a big coincidence, if you ask me. Also, the main character of Lufia II has the same name as a magazine about naked women. At least, I’m assuming that’s what it’s about. IF YOU KNOW, POST.
One final point! I just invented my new catchphrase! It is the following: If you know, POST! That’s right, like the great Allec… I wanna say Johnson, before me, I have invented a catchphrase! Be sure to POST COMMENTS about how amazing it is, as well. Do you know how great it is?! IF YOU KNOW, POST! See?! It’s godly. Anyway, I’m all done for now. Until next time, POST ON, my brothas and sistas!