My Girlfriend: Dooo de-do, I think I’ll just have some bananas for breakfast. Doooo de-do…
My Girlfriend: Bananas, yum yum, putting them on my plate, gonna eat themmm…
My Girlfriend: Bananas sure are great!!
I approach from the shadows.
Me: STEP AWAY FROM THE BANANAS.
My Girlfriend: Why.
My Girlfriend: Why would I do that, when I want to eat the bananas? You are confused, my boyfriend!
Me: LOOK AT THEM!!
My Girlfriend: …so what. They come with stickers for a videogame. So. Bleeding. What.
Me: These bananas do not just come with stickers for a videogame—they are advertising a videogame! Super Monkey Ball: Step & Roll, for the Wii!
Me: SINCE WHEN DO BANANAS DO THAT.
My Girlfriend: Since who cares?! I want to eat them!! Now!
My Girlfriend: GIVE ME THE BANANAS BACK, BOYFRIEND.
Me: NO WAY, GIRLFRIEND!!
I throw the bananas out the window.
My Girlfriend: This is a sad day indeed. 🙁
(Author’s note: Seriously, you try writing a blog post when all you want to say is “boy, it sure is weird that they’re advertising videogames on bananas!”)