More REAL-LIFE search strings for your viewing pleasure(?).
It’s worth mentioning again that these are unedited Google search strings that have lead to GameCola in recent past.
monkeys that look like cats
does carmen san diego exist
give me a job, please.
the monkey who is one helping the boy that was trapped by the banana tree
Constipation porn? Really?
Also, two monkey ones.
Stay classy, Internet. See you next time!
So they’re looking for constipation porn. Do they really think they’ll find it at GameCola.net?
They will now!
What would constipation porn even be? It sounds like just regular porn except maybe every now and again someone would yell out “GOD DAMN! I am trying SO hard to poop!”
It’s not, like, porn you look at WHILE you’re trying to poop, is it? To help you poop?
Oh, like sexy photos of Wilford Brimely supporting oatmeal? I know that gets me going, in both areas.
I’m just saying, I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time someone was looking at porn while on the toilet.