Hooray! It may be a few days early, but today we’re celebrating GameCola’s tenth anniversary with a collaborative video blowout extravaganza, in which every single member of the staff left poor Michael Gray to be the only person to actually contribute anything to the video.
So…Michael Gray celebrates ten years of GameCola.
Y’know, in previous years we used to call this a birthday, not an anniversary. You can’t do an anniversary blowout—that’s what happens when your spouse fails to recognize that watching football instead of making romantic dinner plans is an expression of your love for her. Or him. Certainly not speaking from experience here.
Next year I’m demanding a proper birthday blowout. Make it happen, people. Cats on skateboards and carrots dangling in midair aren’t that hard to pull off.