Little Kids Gaming

Michael reflects on his cousins' inability to play games correctly.

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Child with an iPadOver the holidays, I had the opportunity to spend time with my little cousins. The one in third grade got an iPad for Christmas, so all three kids were fighting over whose turn it was to play.

They didn’t give me any turns, of course. Little jerks.

It was interesting, watching the small kids play videogames. They have a totally different gaming philosophy than I do.  Here are two things I noticed about the gaming of elementary schoolers.


1. They have no idea what battery life is. A normal person will say, “Whoa, the battery is running low! I should save my game here and charge it.” The little kids, on the other hand, will ignore all the low battery messages; they won’t stop playing until the screen goes blank.

It’s like one of those horror stories where someone dies while playing videogamesI don’t know if the kids are capable of stopping a game on their own. If it wasn’t for the battery power or Mommy yelling at them, they would play forever.

Because they don’t know what battery life is, they charged the device for about three minutes, before announcing, “Okay, it’s done!” and playing again. The iPad would die from lack of battery soon after, and they’d have to charge it again. Maybe someday they’ll learn that you can play for longer than three-minute bursts.

Child with an iPad

2. They have no idea what replayability is. A normal person will say, “Whoa, I got a horrible score on that level. Let me try it again.”  But the little kids refuse to replay a level, even during games where the levels are literally five seconds long.

That frustrated me. “You were this close to getting the third star in that level! GO BACK AND TRY AGAIN!” Seriously, try to get a high score! Put some effort into it! Don’t just do the bare minimum to get through a game so you can throw it aside and never play it again! Try harder, kids! AND STOP DYING ON LEVEL TEN; THE PUZZLE IS NOT THAT HARD; I FIGURED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS. Here, just give me the iPadI’ll do it for you!

Since games have no replayability for them, they want games that are as long as possible. In other words, they only care about quantity, not quality. I guess that means I should buy them Dragon Quest VII (iOS) next year. You can play that game in three minute bursts, right?

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About the Contributor

From 2007 to 2016

Michael Gray is a staff writer for GameCola, who focuses on adventure games, videos and writing videogame walkthroughs.


  1. I have a story about babysitting and an iPad. I went to go babysit my little cousins who are 8, 5, and 1. The youngest kept crying (probably because he missed his mom and didn’t know who the hell this strange girl was). I had brought my iPad along just in case, and it saved me. I put on a game of angry birds and he was watching and giggling the whole time. It was really cute. The 5 year old was the one who was yelling at me for not getting three stars. Also, art apps are great because I just let them “make art” and they don’t cry.

  2. I actually just finished having a conversation with Max a few hours ago about battery life. He wanted to play Ridiculous Fishing and told me once every 3 minutes or so “Ok, the tablet’s done charging, I wanna play now.”

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