Archive for Author: Paul Franzen
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2 Rock of Ages is a game about art history, about smashing things to pieces with a giant boulder, and about making silly noises with your mouth. Or possibly fart sounds; I'm not sure which. Check out th
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Jerry Rice & Nitus’ Dog Football Comes Out TODAY
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 3 Why isn’t anyone making a bigger deal out of this?! You get to play football with dogs! And…clowns! And girls in hula skirts! And you get to dress up your pups in little frilly outfits and do a jig in a kilt and attack snowmen and WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME I DON’T … Continue reading "Jerry Rice & Nitus’ Dog Football Comes Out TODAY"
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PlayStation 3 Dropping to Reasonable Price!
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 2 Sony announced today that, for the first time since it was released in 2006 at the price of everything in your bank account, the PlayStation 3 would be dropping to a price that's actually reasonable f
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This Week in ‘Cola: Abort, Retry, Fail? Edition
News Posts by Paul Franzen on Let's give it another go. Late last year, I tried starting a weekly column in which I recapped all the week's posts from the Internet's favorite hentai beard Matt Jonas videogames website, GameCola.ne
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Minecraft Rip-Off Makes Over $1 Million on XBLIG
News Posts by Paul Franzen on This is a sad day for indie games. Joystiq reports today that Fortresscraft, a game that is clearly in no way different from Minecraft, has made over $1 million in revenue off of the Xbox Live Indie G
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Parents Upset Over New Nintendo Toy!
Videos by Paul Franzen on 8 Well, I love this: And it’s so relevant, too! I’m not ready to purchase a new videogame console yet either, no matter HOW good the pictures are.
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Live Your Life Over Again in To the Moon
News Posts by Paul Franzen on If you had the chance to relive your life, would you change things? Would you try to achieve some grand goal? Could you find love? Fame? Fortune? Or would you realize that sometimes the past is meant
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Everything Has Zombies Now
News Posts by Paul Franzen on Witness: a trailer for the newly released iOS game Zombie Minesweeper. Yes, ZOMBIE MINESWEEPER. Actually, make that Zombie Minesweeper: A Love Story. “Love Story”? Hope that doesn’t have anything to do with the little girl lead heroine, you creepers. Zombie Minesweeper came out today, and it’s currently on sale for 99 cents in the App … Continue reading "Everything Has Zombies Now"
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The End Wants Teens to Think About Death
News Posts by Paul Franzen on 6 Because they don't do that enough already? Look, I was a teenager once, and there wasn't a day went by when I didn't spend at least some time with the lights off and the shades drawn, envisioning diff
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Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games
Columns by Paul Franzen on After the last couple of games I had to play for "Minus the Pudding" (see the end of this article), I'm not sure I have it in me to write any more novel-length intro paragraphs. What you see is what you get. Come read about some games, or whatever. I don't care anymore.