• Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...I needed an extra advantage—a handicap, if you will—and in Smash Bros., there is one sure-fire way to get it. “Baby, I want to be the shock rat.” Now, I...

  • Inside the Guide: Pajama Sam: Life is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!

    ...get it to work, what is the trick. If you are able to help i know he would appreciate it very much….. thanks [Names deleted to protect their privacy] Michael...

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

    ...so awesome that I can’t think of a better way to open up my review, because nothing else is appropriate. It is easily the best game I’ve ever played that...

  • Mega Man 3 (NES)

    ...scrounging, too. I can’t even beg my parents for money because I fucking killed them back in 2003 (for the life insurance money—see “irony”). So my dream of mating sea...

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

    ...you. Far and wide, Ghoul Patrol is almost as hard to defend as Episodes I-III of Star Wars. I might as well go to Ska Weekend in Southern California with...

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    Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    ...game ever, and I would instantly like it. I picked up a copy from the library, and… It is just me, or does SSBB suck? I mean, it really sucks....

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...a brand new cutscene ensues! At this point in development, it ends a little prematurely, but it’s getting there. (Do I sense another mini-puzzle in the works?) Ability to talk...

  • Soul Blazer (SNES)

    ...no, I’m not talking about Lufia. This isn’t about Final Fantasy IV, either. I already went over those games! This review is about Soul Blazer. Despite the fact that it’s...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...most fun matches I’ve had in SCIII were infinite life/slippery floor matches. Oh well. Even though this installment has less single player content than SCIII, between its story mode, Tower...