• Submissions (March 2003)

    Dear GameCola, Will you do a review on “PonG” I would like to know how your readers feel about the first real video game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – RJ from the Pines Hey...

  • Submissions (May 2003)

    ...the more rare systems. I brought up Jaguar at my lunch table only to realize the only kid who knew what it was, was a non-gamer who had owned the...

  • EarthBound (SNES)

    ...your door. I would kill anybody who managed to pull off this knock in real life, in the most horrible way. Anyway…the mystery knocker turns out to be your jerkwad...

  • Submissions (July 2003)

    ...a result of video games, but congrats, you’ve made a convert out of me. Here is a list of real world applications of video game connoisseurs: 1) The ability to...

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #2

    ...of choice you may be speaking of. For the alien problem, I recommend immediate exorcastion by my good friend Madame Flambe — she’s really good at these things. I think...

  • Forgetting to Sharpen Their Cutlasses

    ...game Captain Jack Sparrow) in this game was absolutely nothing like the real Captain Jack Sparrow.. hell, he wasn’t really even like a pirate at all. The game involves running...

  • Submissions (November 2003)

    ...and getting no recognition for it. The only beef I have with the segment was the picture. That wasn’t even a real picture of me. Obviously someone used Paintshop or...

  • Adventures in the Magic Kingdom (NES)

    ...only were there no such epic battles, but Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride isn’t featured in the game at all! Adventures in the Magic Kingdom is a real crime against humanity....

  • Carbonated News (November 2004)

    ...release date has yet been assigned. – The real world hasn’t been the only one mourning the recent lost of Christopher Reeve — an in-game memorial was held for the...