• … of the Month: I’m Not Giving You Any Money, Gina

    ...me out for owing you money. Psh. BUT, this isn’t about money, is it? No, this is about GameCola’s number one menace: Furries. First, let me get this out of...

  • Dear Readers: MAGFest 5

    ...20740 February 1, 2007 Number of videogame conventions I have attended: 4 Number of videogame conventions that have given me, completely unexpectedly, dog tags with the name “Paul ‘gamecola’ Franzen”...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...number of people currently playing the game, you may not be able to access it because of the limited number of slots given to free players. Also, free players are...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...the genre, have been thirsting for this title. I picked my copy up at a midnight release party at Gamestop—nearly 50 people attended, a considerable number in costume, and all...

  • Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    Wisdom Tree is best known for ruining a countless number of Christmases for children in devcolaout Christian homes. Although they tended to stick with NES games, they made one single...

  • Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)

    ...circling crap or quickly poking dots on the screen or blowing into the microphone (why the hell should anyone ever blow into a microphone anyway? It’s actually pretty irritating when...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    ...movie is spent trying to establish that Lara Croft is super-cool. She’s always listening to techno music and cruising around in any number of stylish vehicles. Mostly, the movie attempts...

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SMS)

    ...the large number of hard-to-control gimmicks that crop up (the hang glider being a prime example). The plot is nothing outstanding…Tails has been kidnapped by the evil Dr. Robotnik (assumedly...

  • Submissions (August 2004)

    ...better. Also, what of Astro Boy, which Stuart has as number one on his top ten list? How is it that this game (among three others) is better than the...