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    ...actually offensive in a number of other ways, believe it or not. For starters, there is no gameplay in this “game.” Even the Hugo trilogy has vastly superior gameplay to...

  • Dear Readers: MAGFest 5

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  • 101010, Chapter 7: Four-Player Versus

    ...half the deck. Place down cards, and whoever has the higher number takes both cards. Your goal is to get the entire deck. If you both play the same number,...

  • Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #002

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  • Dear Readers: We Need a New Logo

    ...roughly speaking, the Paleozoic era. During this whim, I discovered… …a celebratory image from not too long ago… (This banner came about because GameCola was the number three listing under...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...number of people currently playing the game, you may not be able to access it because of the limited number of slots given to free players. Also, free players are...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...the genre, have been thirsting for this title. I picked my copy up at a midnight release party at Gamestop—nearly 50 people attended, a considerable number in costume, and all...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (November 2006)

    ...however, started to get a genuine feel for the RNG job. I’ve made a number of contacts – guys who see my familiar name on the /inv list and say...

  • Super Noah’s Ark 3D (SNES)

    Wisdom Tree is best known for ruining a countless number of Christmases for children in devcolaout Christian homes. Although they tended to stick with NES games, they made one single...

  • 101010, Chapter 3: Meet the Players

    ...to read Michael’s. The Pony Pros must take charge in the first challenge. Each pony must lead a group through the door. The number of people in the group is...