• Enchanted Arms (X360)

    ...easily the number one so-bad-it’s-good movie of all time)—the story, dialogue, and voice acting are so amazingly, profoundly, hilariously awful that I’d trade my signed copy of Bio-Dome away for...

  • Cave Story (Wii-WW)

    ...get for free, you can get by paying for! Isn’t that great news? Of course it is! Nicalis has added a number of features to Cave Story, to make this...

  • Mega Man 10 (Wii-WW)

    ...feel compelled to give Capcom their money. Actually, I’m not sure how I feel about that. Easy Mode makes a number of alterations to the normal game, such as toning...

  • Mid-Boss: Dino-scores

    ...to think rationally? No one’s going to read your boring words if there’s a number at the bottom of the page that does all the thinking for them. I fear...

  • Memory Cards: The Final Fantasy Legend

    ...can choose humans, mutants, or monsters. Monsters can’t use equipment, but they have skills that work very similarly to abilities in Pokémon. Each skill has a limited number of uses...

  • Ubisoft Jumps on Bandwagon, Hosts Ubidays

    ...According to the press release, you can expect a large number of TV parodies and homage’s within. I’m going to tell you now, Ubisoft: No How I Met Your Mother...

  • Swordquest: WaterWorld

    ...attention back to their 2600 VCS and reclaim its past glory. It was the spiritual successor to Adventure, one of Atari’s greatest hits, and was to encompass four separate games:...

  • Phantom Fighter (NES)

    ...this game for going slightly above the standards of NESdom (retrospectantly shallow programming, lame translations, short game time and low replay value in the modern world) for a number of...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: David Crislip

    ...this venerable franchise hit it’s peak with number 2 before starting a downward spiral. Sonic 2 took everything special about Sonic 1 and added more length, more background gimmicks to...

  • Q&AmeCola: Your First Game

    ...up to the screen. Wasn’t that just a generic romp through Nostalgia World? (Jeff is the author of “Gamera Obscura.”) Christian Porter Number Magic The year was 1984. I was...