• Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • Phantom Fighter (NES)

    ...this game for going slightly above the standards of NESdom (retrospectantly shallow programming, lame translations, short game time and low replay value in the modern world) for a number of...

  • Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]

    ...actually offensive in a number of other ways, believe it or not. For starters, there is no gameplay in this “game.” Even the Hugo trilogy has vastly superior gameplay to...

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: The Third Annual Dino Rikki Invitational Battle Royal

    ...this rumble started! Eric: Battle royal, Mr. Franzen, battle royal. We don’t need any legal problems. Paul: The number one entrant, Dewey, from that classic Wii title Dewey’s Adventure, is...

  • Suikoden III (PS2)

    ...I discover it? Fuhgeddaboutit. This sentence sounds a lot better when I read it aloud doing my Jackie Mason. My previous experience with Suikoden was with number “II” [That’s not...

  • Wii Fit (Wii)

    ...more time you spend playing all of the minigames, the more minigames you unlock, either through cumulative time played or number of times you played a particular game. It’s sort...

  • Dear Readers: Rebirth of a Forums

    ...August 1, 2007 Dear Readers, My Fanzens! Welcome, my teeming Fanzens, to your number-one source of videogame fairy tales, furries, and hentai boobs: GameCola.net. We’ve got one humdinger of a...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate

    ...but is a voice cracking really– Bar-Bar: Try the second power, you BASTARD SONOFABITCH WHORE. Necrostreeb: Yeah! Power number two!! Streebless: I mean, power number one was great!! Don’t get...

  • Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...number of people currently playing the game, you may not be able to access it because of the limited number of slots given to free players. Also, free players are...

  • Mega Man 8 (PS1)

    ...completely wrecks the replayability of the game, reducing the number of different possible playthrough orders from 40,320 to a paltry 576 (and replaying an entire stage just to pick up...