• Phantom Fighter (NES)

    ...this game for going slightly above the standards of NESdom (retrospectantly shallow programming, lame translations, short game time and low replay value in the modern world) for a number of...

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    Dear Readers: What is an RPG?

    ...definition of a role-playing game really is. After looking back at all of the RPGs that I’ve beaten, I realized that the number of such games is embarrassingly small, and...

  • Swordquest: WaterWorld

    ...WaterWorld invoked the same “find and place items” style of gameplay as its two predecessors, with the only notable difference being a marginal decrease in the number of items and...

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    ...movie is spent trying to establish that Lara Croft is super-cool. She’s always listening to techno music and cruising around in any number of stylish vehicles. Mostly, the movie attempts...

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    ...United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more units than the runner up, and over 4.85 million units world wide? A review that, unlike most reviews around...

  • Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)

    ...circling crap or quickly poking dots on the screen or blowing into the microphone (why the hell should anyone ever blow into a microphone anyway? It’s actually pretty irritating when...

  • Ubisoft Jumps on Bandwagon, Hosts Ubidays

    ...According to the press release, you can expect a large number of TV parodies and homage’s within. I’m going to tell you now, Ubisoft: No How I Met Your Mother...

  • Bokosuka Wars (NES)

    ...sans the fighting mechanism. You can actually choose if you want to fight enemies or not, though, in all actuality, sometimes they clusterfuck so bad that you need to yell...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: David Crislip

    ...this venerable franchise hit it’s peak with number 2 before starting a downward spiral. Sonic 2 took everything special about Sonic 1 and added more length, more background gimmicks to...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate

    ...but is a voice cracking really– Bar-Bar: Try the second power, you BASTARD SONOFABITCH WHORE. Necrostreeb: Yeah! Power number two!! Streebless: I mean, power number one was great!! Don’t get...