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    Bitmob Steals from GameCola

    Bitmob is Dan “former Editor-in-Chief of EGM” Hsu’s new Web site. Bitmob is also a huge thief. Their columnist, Seanbaby, recently started an advice column for gamers. Where have I...

  • [NSFW] GC Podcast #15: We Are (Still) Drama Queens

    Greetings, GameCola fans! For those of you afraid that GameCola was truly dead, fear not! We are only in a hibernative state while the new site comes online. Think of...

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    The 2009 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...Arkham Asylum could have shoveled out a phoned-in piece of pure mediocrity, they instead delivered a great storyline, solid voice acting, immersive graphics, and a game that absolutely perfects the...

  • Sonic to Star in New Sonic Game

    According to Joystiq—and probably a lot of other sites, too, but Joystiq’s the only videogame news site I read now, since I gave up on Kotaku when their headlines started...

  • Dear Readers: GameCola’s Not Dead

    ...by the world at large, but it’s most certainly not for your writing. Zach’s Braid review: I consider this to be my best writing for the site, but that’s only...

  • Breaking: Chris Klein is a Great Actor

    Courtesy of our (literal) brother site Frothy Ruminations (run by my actual, real-life brother Dan), here’s a compilation of every single one of Chris Klein’s lines from last year’s Street...

  • Sprite Monkey Lives!

    Hold off on that candle-light vigil, everyone! Former GameCola staff writer (and current sprite monkey) Sprite Monkey, who left our site under mysterious circumstances in the summer of 2009, has...

  • The L/ate List Apocalyptic [NSFW]

    ...this site. GameCola has always been really good to me, even if I haven’t always been really good to it. Missed deadlines, late articles, angry editors…all in a day’s work...

  • Topware May or May Not Suck

    ...(which Destructoid has garnered from various sources—they aren’t necessarily making the accusations themselves) are that Topware is: Withholding owed advertising funds from sites until they raise their review scores of...

  • Spam Attack: Wine and Freckles

    I give up. Any other website receives spam comments that shamelessly advertise another site or product before linking to it. We at GameCola receive link-free sage advice, truisms, maxims, and...