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    New GameCola Slogan

    ...that we come up with a new tagline for the site, because, as some people put it, just saying “videogame humor” is “total yawnsville.” So I’m opening the floor up...

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SMS)

    ...the large number of hard-to-control gimmicks that crop up (the hang glider being a prime example). The plot is nothing outstanding…Tails has been kidnapped by the evil Dr. Robotnik (assumedly...

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    ...movie is spent trying to establish that Lara Croft is super-cool. She’s always listening to techno music and cruising around in any number of stylish vehicles. Mostly, the movie attempts...

  • What the Crap?: Low Quality Voice Clips

    ...sounds horrendous. What’s more, it’s the same sound for every number. Why even bother? I can understand an audio cue of some sort, so why not just a generic ding...

  • Aero the Acro-Bat (SG)

    ...There are plenty of theme park rides to try out—many of the levels play at high speed. Each level has a different mission, which include finding a certain number of...

  • Swordquest: WaterWorld

    ...WaterWorld invoked the same “find and place items” style of gameplay as its two predecessors, with the only notable difference being a marginal decrease in the number of items and...

  • Home Modifications: The Peggle 2 Saw Pipeline

    ...decided to achieve the one-hundred percent completion of the lovely little title Peggle 2. The Peggle series is composed of Pachinko-like games, where you launch a limited number of balls...

  • Mega Man Zero 2 (GBA)

    ...others in the Mega Man legacy is its grading system. The system counts the number of hits you take, the number of enemies you “retire” and the time taken to...

  • MAGFest is coming up on January 2nd!

    ...general gist, but maybe you want some specifics. Well, during the day you can enjoy any number of things from panels hosted by your favorite internet celebrities and voice actors...

  • Dokapon Kingdom (Wii)

    ...one of the most ultimate party games ever created. Dokapon Kingdom is the Wii/PS2 edition to the series, with a number of games existing, but only three available in North...